A Major Failure in Candy Production

I like to consider myself a candy connoisseur and a certain candy company has been bothering me for quite some time.
It is a tale of 2 candy bars that both hint at brilliance, but ultimately fail. Their strengths need to be combined to form a new super candy bar.

Almond Joys:
A great candy bar. Milk chocolate, clearly the better of the two (dark is no good) and coconut make for a great combination. Now they toss two huge almonds right smack in the middle that dominate the bar. What a disgrace. Most of the time I bite around them and I presume a lot of other people do the same.

Mounds:
Another great bar except that it is based on the dark chocolate. Same exact layout as the Joys with coconut and chocolate, but this time they got it right by excluding the almonds.

Brilliant idea!
Combine the two.

Milk Chocolate + Coconut – Almonds = Greatness!

Candy Rules.

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Top 10 jumps of all time

this video is incredible and worth watching all the way through. The last jump is literally out of this world.

Motorcycle jump in Vegas is pretty awesome too.

Just a wide variety of nut jumps doing some death defying jumping.

Some Legit Hipster Dogs

Nice little blog going on with photos of hipster dogs. Gotta have a small little dog with some shades if you want to be hip these days. The one with the stuck on mustache takes the cake.

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The World’s Most Depressing Book

How did they talk this woman into posing for the cover?
is that a milkshake on the left?
Creepy.

Guys acting like girls

Pretty funny video put together by the Harvard sailing team.

Post-Break fill

Just got back from spring break after a zap-less week on here. The onion never disappoints and this video is great, newspapers and old loons.

How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?

Caffeine-Bot?

Now I’m not here to argue that a good cup of Joey isn’t one of my favorite parts of the day, but I’m not so sure about this one.

A Coffee inhaler? Not really sure what to think of this exactly other than the pointlessness. Maybe its the new hipster thing to do these days. If you really don’t have the time to either A. Brew up some coffee or B. Walk < 1 block in any direction as long as you are not in a cornfield, you can buy a cup.

Secondly the thing looks like a pack of stoobs. Maybe people don’t want to look like a dweeb popping a caffeine pill and they would feel much cooler taking a puff of it.

Either way, no point. I used to be into Jolt gum though…

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